Is it a huge conspiracy to leave me naked in the morning?

Why have mens underwear (Hanes, FTL) started putting the labels on the FRONT and the OUTSIDE? For nearly 30 years, my skivvies have a label in the back on the inside. This makes life easy at 5am in the dark after a night of not enough sleep. Now, I am routinely putting on my underwear (boxers and boxer-briefs, if you must know..) inside out and backwards.I appreciate cr commercialism as much as the next guy, but these are underwear for crying out loud. Nobody sees the label ( and if they do, shoot me because I have gone hip-hop and I find the "low drawers-halfway down my -' "Style" anything but stylish.... .down right idiotic possibly) Anyway, I now have to re-learn my morning routine and I'm not pleased. The FTL guys should have announced this drastic change months before it happened. And I can hear you asking now, YES I dress in the dark as to not wake certain females who sleep later than I do and get crabby if I wake them and crabbiness is not a trait I enjoy in my women.